blackisflawless:

Love asks for nothing. Love is chilling. You’re obsessed.

Love is chilling

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YALL!!!

My new office mate gets on my damn nerves!! He talks so damn much, nigga be talking about irrelevant shit! This man is 50 yrs old and talks like a teenage girl.. I be like BREH  SHUT UPPPPPimage

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Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

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A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

Irish proverb  (via perfect)
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unimpressed2chainz:

if white women go to the carribbean and don’t get cornrows did the trip even happen? 

Sounds like a brain teaser to me

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